Apparently Coeds enjoyed a previous life in another venue, because the cover copy proclaims "additional hardcore footage not seen on cable version!" Boy, that must've been an awfully short show. As the title predicts, Coeds dips into the shallow pool of predictability with its highly pedestrian scenarios. The results, as one might expect, are equally as conventional.

The unexpected arrives by way of two pop shots nearly missed by the sleepy videographer! (This is not a good thing, fellas.) However, the vid's worth stocking if for only one reason: fairly enthusiastic Portland talent who are probably unfamiliar to the jaded eyes - and palms - of your customers. We look forward to the day their potential is tapped.

Retailing: Fresh face factor.