When “Miley” (Alexis Grace) finally turns 18, it means all her previous mistakes are erased and she is now free to be a grown-up and do grown-up things ... like pose nude in that magazine, grind on men in the clubs and even masturbate to penis shots on Chat Roulette.

When her parents (Lisa Ann and Barrett Blade) insist to camera crews that they raised their daughter in a wholesome Southern home, they prove just how “good” they are by skipping out on eating birthday cake in the kitchen to eat each other instead before going at it on the counter.

Not to be outdone, rival “Selena Gomez” (Ruby Rayes) decides that she wants sex appeal like “Miley,” so she whores it up with Chad Alva. Unsure of what to do with a cock, he tells her to put it in her mouth; “It will just come naturally, trust me.” And while “Selena” might be new to the penis, she sucks and fucks it like a pro, even using her feet for a short time.

After that, the “Johnson Brothers” want Miley’s alter-ego, “super rock star Hannah,” to have the best birthday ever, so they whip out their cocks for her to blow them all, since fucking her in the mouth means they get to stay virgins. Miley gobbles them up, with one in her mouth and the other two in each hand pretty much at all times.

All in all, this is right up there with Hustler’s other Untrue Hollywood Stories.