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Wednesday, April 30, 2008 3:35 PM

Introducing The Lying Cocksucker Brigade

Following up on my call for the establishment of a "Factness Doctrine" here , I've decided to list some of the worst offenders of that doctrine: The jackasses I read and/or listen to on a daily basis, who wouldn't know (or at least pretend very well that they don't know) a fact if it sidled up, stuck its cock out (no offense, ladies) and came in their mouths. Since I'm writing off the top of my head here, the initial list may be somewhat short, but don't worry: I'll be adding to it. So, in no particular order:

Rush Limbaugh, radio talkshow host

Sean Hannity, radio and TV talkshow host

Bill O'Reilly, radio and TV talkshow host

Michael Medved, radio talkshow host

Glenn Beck, radio and TV talkshow host

G. Gordon Liddy, radio talkshow host

Laura Ingraham, radio talkshow host

Michael Savage, radio talkshow host

"Dr." Laura Schlessinger, radio talkshow host

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John Zeigler, radio talkshow host

Dennis Prager, radio talkshow host

Bill Cunningham, radio talkshow host

Hugh Hewitt, radio talkshow host

Mark Levin, radio talkshow host

Bob Grant, radio talkshow host

Melanie Morgan, former radio talkshow host

Brit Hume, Fox "News"

Chris Wallace, Fox "News"

John Gibson, Fox "News"

Shepard Smith, Fox "News"

Greta Van Susteren, Fox "News"

Alan Colmes, Fox "News"

Tony Snow, CNN (formerly of Fox "News")

L. Brent Bozell, III, Media Research Council/Parents Television Council

Tim Graham, Media Research Center

Robert Novak, "journalist"

David Brooks, "journalist"

John Fund, "journalist"

Michelle Malkin, "journalist"

Ann Coulter, "journalist"

Fred Barnes, "journalist"

Stephen Hayes, "journalist"

William Kristol, "journalist"

John Gizzi, "journalist"

Charles Krauthammer, "journalist"

Tony Blankley, "journalist"

David Horowitz, author

Dinesh D'Souza, author

Al Regnery, publisher, Regnery Books

Joseph Farah, publisher, WorldNetDaily

Rev. Sun Myung Moon, publisher, Washington Times

Richard John Neuhaus, publisher, First Things

Pat Robertson, TV evangelist

John Hagee, TV evangelist

Don Wildmon, President of American Family Assn.

Tony Perkins, President of Family Research Council

Ken Blackwell, Family Research Council/former Sec'ty of State-Ohio

James Dobson, President of Focus on the Family

Phil Burress, Citizens for Community Values

Beverly LaHaye, founder of Concerned Women for America (CWfA)

Wendy Wright, President of Concerned Women for America

Jan LaRue, attorney for various religio-conservative organizations

Peter LaBarbera, of CWfA's Culture & Family Institute

Robert H. Knight, of CWfA's Culture & Family Institute

Paul Weyrich, founder of Free Congress Foundation

Phyllis Schlafly, founder of Eagle Forum

Jay Sekulow, American Center for Law & Justice (ACLJ)

Alan Sears, Alliance Defense Fund

Mat Staver, Liberty Counsel

Brad Dacus, Pacific Justice Institute

Kellyanne Conway, "pollster"

Frank Luntz, "pollster"

Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.)

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Va.)

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.)

Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.)

Fmr. Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.)

Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.)

Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-Tex.)

Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.)

Fmr. Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex.)

Fmr. Rep. Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.)

Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-Ark.)

Fmr. Gov. Mitt Romney (R-Mass.)

Grover Norquist, Americans for Tax Reform

John Bolton, Fmr. U.S. Ambassador to U.N.

Ben Stein, actor

Steven Baldwin, actor

And, of course ... Bush, Cheney and almost everyone who works for them

Anyway, these are the "founding members" of the Lying Cocksucker Brigade, or LCB, although they don't know it yet and wouldn't want to have anything to do with the Brigade even if they did — but be warned: Anyone who assumes as fact ONE SINGLE WORD from any of their mouths is doing him/herself a grave disservice.

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