D: Uncredited. Jacob, Ethan, Ashton, Diablo, Auston, Rocky, Chuck, Justin, Jah'lil, T-Rodd, Devon, Brandon. 153 Min. Unprotected Sex.
DVDA mock documentary that follows blind dates as they meet, get coffee and food, then talk in a van before heading home to fuck on the couch. This effort is no worse and no better than others of its ilk. The running time is padded with a large amount of boring chatter. While the opening interviews with the unseen director give a somewhat realistic sense of what these guys are like, the rest of the dates fall flat. The sex is pretty mechanical, with little movement and virtually no interplay or talking.