This military video about the men who staff the underground missile silos in the Middle-Of-Nowhere, U.S.A., has many elements in its favor: an utterly charming hero (Scott Jordan) who could seduce even Jesse Helms with his smile; a setting that is at least passably realistic; and a clever ending that satisfies both dramatically and sexually. Unfortunately, it also has a few conspicuous faults: a script that too often descends into clichés, and a soldier (Mueller) with a pigtail. Come on, guys; if you're going to make a military video, at least give the actors a military haircut. How much can a trip to the barbershop add to the budget? Nonetheless, a sexy video for your gay clientele.