HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—“Wow, this looks just like the actual TV show,” exclaimed best new starlet contender Chanel Preston as she took her first look at the Will Ryder/X-Play porn parody movie set Not M*A*S*H XXX.

The spoof of the long-running television series M*A*S*H revolves around the antics of medical surgeons drafted into the U.S. Army and promises to be true to the original—although augmented by beautiful topless nurses who know how to put the XXX in examination.

“At first I wasn’t sure how we would make a war comedy sexy, but the more I talked with Will Ryder the answer was right before our eyes,” stated X-Play co-producer Scott David.

“Don’t forget—there are tents filled with beautiful, horny nurses,” exclaimed director Will Ryder. “Somebody’s got to bang them, and since the doctors were stressed out from all the meatball surgery they had to perform, they needed to find a way to relax—and there were no bowling alleys back in 1950s Korea.”

The movie has the look and feel of the television series that began in the 1970s, with a plotline that involves Radar yearning to get laid, so Colonel Blake begs Hawkeye and Trapper to line up a nurse to deflower the lad. When nobody volunteers, the boys are forced to offer an unauthorized experimental boob job to one of the nurses. Major Burns and Houlihan suspect the worse but can’t prove a thing as hardcore sex explodes at the 4077th M*A*S*H.

“This could be our best porn parody yet,” Scott David said.

“I know we say this every time we shoot, but I guess our sitcums just keep getting better,” Will Ryder responded as he prepared for the May 25 release of another potential blockbuster, Not the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family, also from X-Play/LFP Video. “I really love our cast for Not M*A*S*H XXX because they were all excellent actors, and many of them are uncanny in their resemblance to the characters they are portraying,” Ryder offered.

Krissy Lynn plays the hell-bent Major Margaret Houlihan and Major Frank Burns is wonderfully played by Alec Knight. “It’s kind of amazing but the guy looks and sounds exactly like Frank Burns and together they are fantastic,” David said. Eric Swiss turns in another award-worthy performance as Captain Hawkeye Pierce with newcomer Chad Diamond showing off his acting chops as Captain Trapper John McIntyre. Porn legend Hershel Savage is the colonel.

The X-Play team is particularly pleased by the casting of Jeremy Conway as Radar, noting that he is “almost a perfect replication of the beloved young man from Iowa right down to his little teddy bear.”

“I was honored that they picked me to play Radar, and then to get to have sex with Chanel Preston was beyond words,” Conway rejoiced.

Rounding out the stellar cast is Briana Blair, Bailey Brooks, Alexa Jaymes, Miko Sinz, Porno Dan and James Bartholet as Klinger. Not M*A*S*H XXX will be in stores in August from X-Play/LFP Video.

Not the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family will be in stores May 25 from X-Play/LFP Video. See the video clip on YouTube, or check out the trailers at Sitcums.com.

For wholesale DVD sales, contact David Diamond at Hustler Video: (818) 812.9519. ext. 203, or ddiamond@lfp.com. For worldwide broadcast rights, contact Marc Bruder at CED (310) 829-2222, ext. 10, or Bruder@brivideo.com.