Spice Studios Cleared for Take-off

Spice Studios may be one of the newest ingredients in the ever-bubbling cauldron of porn, but — if last night’s shindig at Playboy’s Andrita Studios is any indication — the zesty zing the company brings to adult is certain to heighten the flavor of what fuck stew fans love to gobble up. Not to mention a poon boon to the industry overall. The party heralded the take-off of AVN Hall of Famers Jim Malibu and Bud Lee-directed Fly Spice — The Virgin Flight, a Hi-Def, quarter-million dollar, jet-fueled piece of triple-X work featuring one hell of a crew: Sophia, Syren, Avy Scott, Britney Manson, Tiffany Taylor and Brea Bennett.

Talk about friendly skies. And this is only the first of five planned Fly Spice releases this year.

The VIP-only party warmed up the cavernous sound stage with the likes of dirty sweeties Missy Monroe, Nadia Styles, Havana Ginger, Roxy Jezel, Russ Meyer-esque ingénue Carmella Bing, and tall drink of British water Angel Long, star of Spice’s Angel Long’s Extreme Filth 1 & 2, to name but a few. Of course, there were a number of dudes there too, and some important ones. Spice director Bud Lee, the helmer behind Spice’s The Sex Whisperer, offered this: “What we’re trying to do is let people know we’re here and producing good product.” From the clips playing on numerous screens throughout the studio, his statement was undeniable.

The booze flowed and a food table the length of a Slip n’ Slide helped fortify the overall action as partyers milled about. The lengthy Long sipped a white wine and remarked, “I fucking love Spice, it makes me want to have a wank!” To the glory of all present, she proceeded to lift her barely-existing dress and put vigorous hand to vag, demonstrating the fierce-cum-tender act of wank.

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Nearby, Spice VP of Sales and Operations David Stidham sipped from a plastic cup of heady red, surveyed the room and spoke: “What we’re doing is creating a major commitment to this industry. We’ve got three separate things we’re doing. Reality porn, Spice Hi-Def, which is new with features shot in Hi-Def — features are a major thing for us — and TV shows, where we re-purpose triple-X. We’re not just sending people to stores to buy our product,” he emphasized, “but everybody’s. Sin City, Vivid, Wicked, and others. We’re sending viewers to retailers to help the industry. It’s all cross-promotional for my own studio and for the industry. It’s all about a positive contribution. We cater to mouse potatoes and couch potatoes.”

Outside the studio the sun was setting as Monroe, resplendent in a black negligee and newly shorn hair, lowered her sculpted ivory cheeks onto a simple wooden bench, lifted a smooth leg and invited astonished standers-by to feel her taught, extended gam.

“I just got the Schick four blade razor,” she gushed. “It’s fucking amazing!” Peppery Monroe kicked her stilleto heel moonward as hands male and female caressed her stubble-free ham strings; a perfect moment in porndom and a suitable salute to the grand flight path of Spice.