I rode the Segway.
Camz.com and Eroticy.com are giving the futuristic transport device away to some incredibly lucky webmaster... but I got to ride it first. I rode that bastard all around the convention floor, seemingly controlling it with my mind for an hour. It is the single coolest transportation device on the planet--and, yeah, that includes the Hummer and the Lamborghini. With beautiful, tattooed Segway model Tiffany accomanying me, I was, for a brief time, the coolest person in the world (or at least the coolest person at the Venetian...until 50 Cent gets here) You really should go down to the Eroticy.com booth and enter the contest, but if you win, you have to let me ride it, okay?
