CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Just one day after Digital Playground proclaimed itself as the first company to offer porn for Apple's new iPhone, adult sales vet Howard Levine contacted AVN to announce his own technological breakthrough: the PodDisc.

According to Levine, the PodDisc offers a faster, simpler and more private way of getting porn onto the iPhone - without going through the internet.

"This is the only DVD that will load directly to iTunes, giving you an instant library for your iPhone," said Levine. "Since the content doesn't go through a service provider, these are ideal for a quick, inexpensive and easy way to download directly to iTunes."

Each PodDisc contains three full-length hardcore videos. Levine is offering a limited stock of nine titles, which include such nostalgic favorites as Zero to Slut in 60 Seconds and Come Stained Sheets.

"These are not for use on DVD players," Levine cautioned. "It's just for video iPod, Mac and PC systems."

We just want to know where those good big-box VHS tapes are stashed.

To order, call Howard at (866) 466-6969 or (818) 435-1607.