Paloma and Coffee Tie the Knot

Marriages in the adult biz are notoriously troubled, but here’s hoping that the recent nuptials of star Gia Paloma and Coffee Ron are everlasting and filled with bliss, joy and wonderfully filthy sex. The couple wed in Las Vegas last Monday, with none other than the King presiding.

“We went to this cheesy wedding chapel and had Elvis marry us,” said Ron. “It was quite and experience. The guy was dancing and singing through the ceremony, he incorporated a bunch of Elvis titles in the ceremony — “I will never leave you at Heartbreak Hotel” — it was way out. Very cheese ball.”

It was a quick ceremony for the newlyweds, who immediately hopped on a jet back to LA. “We picked up a couple hot dogs and got on the plane,” said Paloma. What? Without consummating the relationship?

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“Oh yeah, we did that as soon as we got home!” offered Ron. “We thought about doing it on the plane in the bathroom but it’s a federal offense. We’re not the law breaking type,” admitted Paloma.

So, how did this XXX union come about?

“We had a connection from the beginning,” explained Ron. “As soon as she came to Extreme, and it’s gone from there. The whole thing starts with us being two of a kind. We have a very similar view of sex and what that means and love and what that means and being together as a team. This business is impossible to have relationships in for a lot of reasons, but we’re on the same page. We’re going to continue to do what we do. We’re having fun and there’s no reason to stop.”

The pair plans to take their boff action from the wedding bed to the DVD shelf; they say they’re set to create a production company and a new line for Extreme. Of course, it’ll be chock full of the ultra hardcore sex that the two are known for.

“For me [that type of sex] is the highest plateau of sexual expression,” stated Paloma. “A lot of people look down on it, that these guys are abusing girls, but it actually takes a lot to be able to hit somebody and have both people be okay with it. That’s your understanding of intense pleasure.

And does that nasty stuff the fans watch echo the love making behind closed doors?

“I have to say out first day of marriage was very romantic,” said Ron. “The stuff I do in movies is not 24-7 at my house. It is stuff that we enjoy, but it’s not an all the time thing. Most of the time we’re too tired.”