Masturbate-A-Thon Comes to SF

SAN FRANCISCO - Grab your lube and head west, young men (and women)! The 7th annual Masturbate-a-thon arrives just in time to cap off National Masturbation Month…which, oddly, has more days devoted to it than does Black History Month. And where better to host this stroke-fest than that city by the bay, San Francisco?

The event is scheduled to take place on Saturday May 26 and will, through individual sponsorships gathered by participants, raise funds that will go towards supporting the Center of Sex and Culture.

Participants will receive money from their sponsors for either the number of orgasms achieved or for the number of minutes (or hours) spent in masturbatory reverie.

The Center of Sex and Culture has as its goal the creation of sex-positive cultural change.

And, of course, it's obvious that a mass jerk-off session is the best way to achieve this.

Laugh if you will, but since its inception, the Masturbate-a-thon has raised $25,000 from 1700 participants from 6 countries.

And here you are, doing it at home for free.