Hey mateys … if you’re near a Fascinations Superstore, and you fancy a wank to some high-flyin’ filth, then mark the appropriate date below on your calendar. For then’s when the famous Jesse Jane and Carmen Luvana will be appearin’ at Fascinations to sign copies of Pirates, their new movie from Digital Playground and Adam & Eve.

The two will be at the Tempe store (838 W. Elliot Rd.) Friday, September 30 from 6-9 p.m. and at the Glendale, Colorado store (4111 E. Virginia Ave.) Saturday, October 1 during the same hours.

For more information on Pirates go to www.piratesxxx.com.