Elin Nordegren Can’t Get Past the Porn Stars

ORLANDO, Fla.RadarOnline is reporting that Tiger Wood’s wife Elin Nordegren is trying to reconcile with the golfer but is having a hard time getting past the fact that a porn star was on her husband’s liaison menu.

“You slept with a porn star” are the cutting words she has “hurled” at Tiger many times as they try to repair their marriage. A RadarOnline source close to the spurned wife says the infidelities with porn stars are “perhaps the most difficult thing for Elin to get over.”

According to the source, “She doesn’t understand why he would do it. She thinks it’s sick. Elin doesn’t even know the woman’s name and doesn’t want to. All she knows is that she was told Tiger slept with a porn star and she said it made her want to throw up.”

But it gets worse. Elin apparently believes Woods had sex with only one adult performer, not the two he is alleged to have slept with. In total, he reportedly had affairs of varying lengths and degrees with 14 women outside his marriage.

The two porn stars are Holly Sampson and Joslyn James, the latter of whom recently claimed that she was impregnated twice by the greatest golfer in the world.

Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie also is among Wood’s alleged mistresses, but Playboy, as everyone knows, does not do porn and bunnies are not porn stars.

In a cruel twist of fate, Woods himself has been accused of dismissing the feelings of his ex-porn star mistresses by not apologizing to James by name in his memorable press conference in February.

James’ attorney, Gloria Allred, said in a subsequent press conference that Woods needs "lying rehab" and "betrayal rehab" in addition to the sex addiction therapy he has been undergoing.

All that may have to wait, however. Woods announced Tuesday that he will compete in the Masters next month.