Brooklyn Takes Cake at Kelly-Haze Birthday Bash

As of last Friday night’s sexed-up birthday shindig at The Lounge, Jill Kelly and Jenna Haze are now officially one year older, and Mofo Wear has a brand spanking new Mofo Wear Girl, Brooklyn. Quite literally. At one point, gang-bang queen Lisa Sparxx’s flailing palms were liberally applied to the tattooed, Huntington Beach be-atch’s impressive keester, who won out over fierce competition with her stellar performance in the Overall Nastiness category. The fact that no food was served to contestants didn’t stop Brooklyn from chowing down — on Sparxx’s bung chute.

“Brooklyn was just super nasty!” gushed Mofo Wear kingpin Mofo. “And she’s super cool, she doesn’t look like any other Mofo Wear girl. She’s all tatted, and she kinda looks like a tall Ashley Simpson. She’s the first girl we’ve ever had from the OC.” Those who Brooklyn bested didn’t go away empty handed; bongs were awarded to the runners-up. For tobacco consumption, of course.

Various porn stars took in the fun, including JKP Girls Nikki Benz and Cindy Crawford, Cytherea, Katrina Kraven, Reina Leone, and mondo blond boff lynx Nicki Hunter. “I felt we were able to finally take a porno party back to the late ‘80s, early ‘90s feel,” Mofo said. “People were just trippin’ out.”

Pictured: Jill Kelly and Nikki Benz.