Brazzers Offers Porn Shoot to Former Wall Street Intern

LOS ANGELES—That didn’t take long. Porn producer Brazzers has extended an offer to redheaded newbie Veronica Vain to shoot a porn scene with prominent porn stud Keiran Lee. Vain made a media splash earlier this week with her decision to ditch a gig as an intern at the Lazard alternative investments marketing group in New York to pursue a career in porn.

“Veronica Vain has been offered the gig of a lifetime after leaving her Wall Street job,” said the studio in a statement issued this morning. “Brazzers is offering Vain to work with contract performer, Keiran Lee, who would direct her fantasy of an all-girl orgy with her as the lead role.”

A letter to Vain from Brazzers VP Samantha Evans is attached to the announcement. It reads:

Dear Veronica,

Before we get down to business, we want to give you props for having the courage to leave such a high profile job to pursue what you really truly love. Too often are people pigeon holed into a job they hate and dread going to. You’ve done what some people consider impossible, and that demands the utmost respect.

You first came to our attention through our friends at BroBible, they published an interview with you detailing your career within Wall Street, and your decision to leave to join the adult industry. However, you locked down our attention as soon as you mentioned Brazzers and your wish to work with our contract star, Keiran Lee (and his a million dollar penis).

Well Veronica, we have great news! We want to make your wish come true and not only introduce you to Keiran to test your sexual chemistry, but to direct your much-fantasized all-girl orgy. We know you’d fit in perfectly with us at Brazzers, and we’d be honored to produce your first professional foray into the porn world.

Let us know if you’re interested and we’ll start discussing the juicy details.

As a side note, where were you during the filming of our Wolf of Wall Street parody, Whore of Wall Street? We could’ve used your brain, as well as your body to bring the production to the next level of authenticity!

Look forward to working with you,

Samantha Evans

Vice President of Brazzers