EDMONTON – Apparently unaware of the problems that can arise from silicone implants, Edmonton tattoo artist Lane Jensen decided that breast implants would really make the tattoo of the shapely cowgirl on his calf pop.

He was wrong.

Comically, two weeks after the implants were installed, Jensen's body rejected them. A chagrined Jensen told the Edmonton Sun, "I thought it would make for good promotion. Augmenting tattoos with implants is becoming very popular."

According to the Sun, New York-based surgeon Brian Decker did the work and installed the implants on December 9.

By Christmas, the stitches had split and a liter of lymphatic fluid drained from Jensen's leg.

Nonplussed, Jensen was philosophical. He told the Sun, "It just goes to show you some people's bodies won't tolerate foreign objects."

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