LOS ANGELES - The season finale of the E! reality series "Living Lohan" showed Lindsay Lohan's kid sister auditioning for a schlock movie produced by the man who brought gang-bang champ Houston into the porn industry.

TMZ pointed out ex-pornographer Peter Davy as the producer eyeing Lohan for a role in the remake of the '80s Empire Pictures trash-horror atrocity "Troll." Stage mom Dina Lohan was reportedly horrified to learn of Davy's background as director of "Bun Busters 2" and other long-forgotten hardcore videos.

The real question is: Why remake "Troll"?