Al Laufer

Al Laufer is my new friend. He's in the direct marketing business. He sells billions of binoculars by taking out ads in the supplements to Sunday Newspapers. That's clever.

Recently, Laufer has diversified and begun offering male and female herbal sexual enhancment products. Laufer is particulalry proud of Blue Steel, a supplement endorsed by erotic actor Lee Stone. "It's all herbal," Laufer explained. "And no yohimbe, so it gives the effects of Viagra without the Viagra side effects."

Laufer has four more new products coming out soon, so look for the media blitz on cable television. "Our spokeswoman is a very well known person," Laufer said, and then he gave me my own binoculars. Frickin' awesome!