Zero Tolerance Entertainment. D: Mike Quasar. Kelly Taylor, Petty, Jeny, Janet, Misty, Jada Fire, Vanessa Blue, Jenaveve Jolie, Brandy Talore, Eva Angelina, Lanny Barby, Austin Kincaid, Mark Wood, Sascha, Chris Charming, David Perry, Robert Rosenberg. 140 Min.
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Extras: Still Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Trailers.
Unless you're Dagwood (and you're not. You probably don't even know who he is), devouring a Double Decker Sandwich is a lot to get down. In this case, however, it's a real treat. Dig the real, God-given knockers on Kelly Taylor, as her almost-related pal Brandy Talore slurps those funbags like there's no tomorrow. And when Euro-stud Sascha steps in, the pounding and bouncing gets rigorous, well, let's just say that no tit muscles were pulled in the making of this film. Another fine example of Sandwich meat is brace-faced babe Jada Fire and always-burning Vanessa Blue having at each other. You almost don't need the Charming blanco dong that enters to show'em who's boss. The man mayo is flying throughout this flick, and yours will be too. Canadian import Lanny Barby and insatiable Austin Kincaid round things out, slurping Johnson jizz like they'd do it without getting paid. And the Behind the Scenes is a show in and of itself. Dig funnyman Quasar cutting up, and listen in on Vanessa Blue and Jada Fire as they discuss the unique pain caused by Chris Charming's Arian tool when inserted in their respective poop chutes. You just might learn something; for instance, "Black girls don't gape!" Blue exclaims. Then, pushing ass to camera she demonstrates. And she's right.
Marketing: Gonzo lovers should line up for this thing.
