Mickey's Quickies | Michael Brandon's Inappropriate Behavior, Gus Mattox's 'Canned Ham,' Brandon Lee's Comeback Wish

Michael Brandon and his infamous Monster (that’s the snake between his legs) are getting in trouble again for inappropriate behavior—and this time, it’s a good thing. Playing off the Palm Springs-based Bad Boys Pool Parties that used to be a spring/summer staple, Brandon will host the Inappropriate Behavior party in Palm Springs May 21-23. The three-day event includes the Foreplay party at The Barracks on Friday night, then an all-day pool party at Helios Resort on Saturday and a “Pillow Talk” brunch on Sunday. Alessio Romero, Jay Black, Lou Cass, Mario Cruz and Steven Richards are among the porn studs who plan to attend the entire weekend. The ad is great, depicting a guy who looks like he’s going to deep-throat a cooked hot dog.

COLT Studio Group is kicking off 2011 a whole half a year early! Their always-enticing calendars for next year are already available, and at a 10 percent discount. The usual assortment includes something for every kind of guy: Leather, Hairy Chests, Couples, and for the young at heart, the Buckshot edition. You know these calendars are great to hang, and everyone inside is hung!

Tickets are on sale for the 2010 Grabby Awards show May 29 in Chicago. Hosted again by Honey West and Chi Chi LaRue, the event undoubtedly will incorporate the usual mayhem and fun. Purchase tickets and find details about the weekend’s activity lineup at Grabbys.com.

If you’ve ever wondered whether the team at Pacific Sun Entertainment were a bunch of size queens, wonder no more. (I’m teasing.) Pac Sun has moved to a more sizable office and warehouse complex, where bigger is better. The phone numbers remain unchanged, but the new shipping address is Pacific Sun, 15801 Stagg St., Van Nuys, Calif. 91406. Phone:  (818) 357-5440 and FAX…. Hell, who uses faxes anymore?

Asian stud Brandon Lee has returned to porn after a few years’ hiatus. His first role is in Affirmative Blacktion, a comedy by Channel 1 Releasing. The flick is an interracial sex romp with a hysterical script by Jon Chrisitan Sin. Sharon Kane has a non-sex cameo. I’m told Lee, who has professional acting experience, not only looks as hot and hunky as usual, but also does quite a bit of honest-to-goodness acting in the movie. I remember him telling me once that his secret wish is to make a porn comeback in a porn spoof of The Crow, a mainstream movie starring the late Hollywood actor with a similar name. Perhaps now that Lee is back, someone will grant that wish!

Whether you know him as Gus Mattox or as the hot new stage performer Tom Judson, his solo show Canned Ham will run for most of May in Silverlake. Not only does Mattox/Judson sing, but he also tells some great stories and tugs on some heartstrings in the emotional one-guy show. He even makes playing the accordion look sexy (while discussing his work as a male escort.) Check out the fun in the Cavern Club Theater at Casita Del Campo restaurant.