The scenarios are far too familiar, but the action is watchable (especially for fans of baby blondes) but ultimately unremarkable.

Even Stone has his way with a pair of platinum young ones ... but a far hotter scene features Gianna Michaels and some skinny anonymous dude. He's not much of a match for her curvaceous desires. She toys with the guy the way a kitten bats around a ladybug. All in fun; no damage done. Given a chance to hump her prodigious natural cleavage, the guy gratefully pops off like Old Faithful.

Retailing: Internet presence guarantees looky-loo factor.