Imagine the comedy Drop Dead Gorgeous - with its humor filtered through the subtle sensibility of TV's Hee Haw - and you've pretty much described Farmer's Daughters. Instead of a beauty pageant, the setting is a strip club contest where the rivalry runs as high as the I.Q.s run low. 'Nuff said.

The best scene is fairly mediocre in itself, but Harmony and Holmes connect enough to pull off a passable backstage fuck. Everything else is paint-by-numbers.