It's not that this massive (though simply set) production will bring the house down sexually - it's just that the damned thing is so intriguing to watch, that viewers won't have their fingers on the fast-forward button even when people aren't having sex.

Director David Stanley presents a stage play, set in 1941, with hometown sweetie Savanna Samson seeing boyfriend Evan Stone off to war in the best way (cowgirl, mish, spoon while angels play cardboard harps and watch from above). He (apparently) dies, and she goes to seek fame and fortune in Hollywood, in the process meeting up with hooker Lezley Zen, who agrees to be her agent. It's a Best Supporting Actress-worthy performance for Zen, and she's the best thing this show has to offer.