Behold, a new porn "auteur" has arrived. Robert Black is his name, and this crazy, mixed-up, sick motherfucker will have you in stitches when you're not clutching your dick for dear life.

Black plays the wisecracking owner of a pawn shop where customers lay down money to live out fantasies (or are they nightmares?). The style of this exceptionally well-produced video might be described as Clerks meets Greg Dark on a Zane set. All five sex scenes feature hard-driving anal sex within one strange setting or another.

In a makeshift Hades, Alicia Rio gets her faith tested by Missy in a snarling, slapping, spitting, toe-fuck-dueling match that would be pre-nom-worthy as best girl/girl scene if not for the disembodied line of voyeur cocks that spray the gals' faces with fiery devil's-spew at scene's end.

Another Missy scene has the poor girl in a shark cage, surrounded by three fin-sporting studs (Mickey, Hatcher, Masters). The sharks harpoon her pussy bait while she hangs from the cage, then fish her cannery in a d.p. that would make Peter Benchley scared to go back into the water.

There's also an infantilism scene, an electrocution scene, a black-faced pimp with a white cock... needless to say, a must-stock video.