If this batch is representative of all the girls next door, we're moving 'cross town.

It's not that they're an especially unattractive collection of cooze. One is a stone fox, three are at least somewhat cute and one is, well, not really blessed in that department.

It's that their four hetero and one Sapphic couplings are for the most part extremely low-voltage, strictly by-the-numbers and uncommonly flat. And those couple of pairings that do break a sweat still don't rise above room temperature. Blame the whole uninspired, sleep-inducing bore on the formula-wedded director who wisely left his or her name off this thing.