Every man will be asked by his wife or girlfriend to attend a romantic comedy. Like a prostate exam, it’s an experience guys could do without. After all, what are the chances of Jude Law throat fucking Cameron Diaz in The Holiday; Or, Sarah Jessica Parker taking a load to the face in Failure to Launch? Sadly, Hollywood films offer all the talk of a real courtship without providing the vaginal cream pies and anal gapes that make the pursuit of women worthwhile.

Director Michael Raven delivers a pornedy that combines witty banter, comical situations, and Hilary Scott with a cock in her mouth cooing, "Fuck my face like it’s my little cunt!" Now, that’s romantic!

Pre-nom: Best Sex Comedy.

Retailing: Perfect for couples.