It's a regular merry-go-round of first-time porn chick looniness at the Brand New Faces studio in this 30th edition of the series. First up we meet tramp-stamped Argentinean loan officer Isabella Bailey, who confides that she's trying her hand at porn unbeknownst to her boyfriend and hopes to keep it that way, as he'll be none too pleased should he find out. Poor girl ... but lucky Voodoo (and us, for that matter)! She's quite the tamal caliente, and their fuck is a stroke-a-riffic doozy.

Later, Vegas go-go dancer and featured cover girl Angie Dove declares that her away-at-war Army boyfriend knows exactly what she's doing and supports it all the way because "he'd rather me do this than somebody he knows." And dammit if Voodoo doesn't reappear to dip his ham hock in her spoken-for orifices as well. Though she's a little more stoic than Bailey during the shtupping, she clearly enjoys it aplenty, making for another supreme knuckle-shuffler. (Meanwhile, if these gals' fellas don't end up hunting down Voodoo for a little vengeance throttling, we may have to.)

In addition, we're introduced to brace-face Hailey Jane, appearing here as revenge against her rampant cheater of an ex; Tatiana Knight, who says she's been obsessed with porn since she was 5; and Kim Capri, who doesn't seem to have any real thoughts about anything at all. In other words, classic uneasy good times all around!