On the Set: 'This Ain't The Interview XXX'

LOS ANGELES—Remember how Sony Pictures got hacked, supposedly by some North Koreans, and they decided to release their latest cheesy comedy, The Interview, online because they figured it would be on every pirate site in the world within days? And remember how stories about the hack and the movie were all over the newspapers, television and news sites for a week or so, before everyone realized that it was a lot of hoopla over nothing?

Well, that's just the type of material that acclaimed parody director Will Ryder likes to work with.

"I would like to subtitle it 'Fuck North Korea,'" Ryder confessed. "We realize that not a lot of people saw The Interview because Sony screwed up the release, in my opinion, but pretty much everyone knows the story anyway, and you can watch this movie and really laugh, and it'll be a complete story  even if you don't even know the difference between North and South Korea. In our movie, Evan Stone is playing essentially the James Franco character, the host of a popular Entertainment Tonight-style TV show, and they score an interview, through Dennis Rodman, with the North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, and the CIA, just like in the movie, asks him to assassinate Kim Jong-Un and they hem and haw but they decide they're going to do it because it's the only way they can get the interview, and Evan basically falls in love, buddy style, with Kim Jong-Un and doesn't want to kill him, and he does die, but we won't tell you how he dies.

"We're just trying to give this the feel of North Korea, and make this as interesting as possible," Ryder added, "so we have some very sexy North Korean guards complete with AK-47s and killer robots ... and killer asses, killer boobs, killer vaginas—killer everything. You know, I'm a little worried about this because we could be on North Korea's hit list, which would put me on two hit lists this year, the other one being the cult that follows Charles Manson, so I'm doing well!"

Among the cast present for the shoot were Chanel Preston (doing her best impression of Seth Rogan), Mia Li, Akira Lane, Cindy Starfall, Mila Blaze, Lucky Starr, A.J. Applegate, Anya Ivy, Alec Knight, Jovan Jordan and several others.

Hustler went all out for this production, which was shot mainly at a hilltop mansion in the Southern California suburbs complete with vaulted ceilings, marble floors, a swimming pool and a hot tub, all of which got plenty of use.

The day began with a sex scene between two North Korean guards (Mila Blaze, Akira Lane) and the TV crew's camera guy (Alec Knight) in a poolside cabana. The gals have arrested Knight on some sort of espionage charges, but before long he's convinced them that they're really missing out if they don't try some Western-style sex, which includes plenty of pussy-licking and b.j.—and the obviously sexually deprived guards licking each other all over as well. Then, while one gal climbs aboard Knight's cock for cowgirl (or reverse), the other tries face-sitting The same is true as Knight fucks Lane missionarily: Blaze is pleasured by Lane's mouth—and before long, she's bending over to give Lane's clit a few licks. Soon, Lane's got Knight's cock in her mouth, but generous woman that she is, she takes it right from her lips and inserts it into Blaze's (lower) lips. The scene concludes with Knight doggie-fucking Lane as she lies on top of Blaze, though a few moments later, the ladies' positions are reversed—and they're both only too happy to take Knight's cum on their tits.

The day's other big scene is the Kim Jong-Un orgy. It's unclear what they're celebrating, but at one point the Korean leader puts a big, wet kiss on the lips of the Dennis Rodman character, played by Jovan Jordan in a blonde wig. That action seems to break the ice for everyone, and in short order, all the women are dancing topless before choosing partners to get down 'n' dirty with.

Start with Jordan going down on bodyguard Mia Li, while right next to them on the couch, Kim Jung-Un is doing the same to Cindy Starfall—until Evan Stone steps in and puts his cock in Starfall's mouth, while at this point, Li's climbed aboard Jordan's cock for cowgirl. Before long, Starfall and Li are facing each other on the couch as Stone and Jordan are plowing them doggie style, and hot sex in various positions continues until Lucky Starr comes over to join the fun, b.j.ing Stone until she's joined by Starfall, who has the same idea.

Of course, Chanel Preston doesn't want to be left out, so Jordan eagerly feeds her some of his cock while Mia Li sits close and pleasures herself. But pretty soon, it's Preston on the sidelines as the original couples plus Starr get back to more licking, fucking and sucking, with all three Asian gals taking the guys' spew to their faces and chests.

There's kind of a surprise ending to the movie that we won't reveal here—but if you were ever tempted to see what all the fuss was about regarding The Interview, rest assured, This Ain't The Interview XXX delivers much better answers—and entertainment.

This Ain't The Interview XXX will be released by Hustler Video on March 19.